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sleepysaurAU where everything is the same except Loki takes every possible opportunity to say "low-key" no matter how much of a stretch.
"Hey Brother, why didn't you come to breakfast?"
"Oh, well, I may have ticked off our father a bit, so I thought it would be best to just..."
"Oh no, not this again."
"... stay a bit low-key for a while."
"Brother please."
At one point while they're fighting in The Avengers, Thor calls out, "Isn't this too noticeable of a scheme for someone who's usually so low-key?" Loki grins; everybody else groans.
"Hey Brother, why didn't you come to breakfast?"
"Oh, well, I may have ticked off our father a bit, so I thought it would be best to just..."
"Oh no, not this again."
"... stay a bit low-key for a while."
"Brother please."
At one point while they're fighting in The Avengers, Thor calls out, "Isn't this too noticeable of a scheme for someone who's usually so low-key?" Loki grins; everybody else groans.
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22 Apr 2019 04:38 pmbushwahtony makes jokes when he's nervous (tony snark)
tony is a Scientist and does important technobabble stuff like quantum physics (tony quark)
tony cheats at cards (tony shark (targeting a tony mark))
occasionally tony has to sleep without a night light (tony dark)
tony reports crimes like a good citizen (tony narc)
tony pays to have his plaque put in front of a tree (tony park)
tony has crossdressed more than once (toan of arc)
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deadpooltheimmortalredshirt, who originated most of these late last night:
1. Bruce Banner can’t get tenure.
2. Peter Parker dates an arachnophobe.
3. Thor the meter maid uses Mjolnir as a boot, but he also helpfully jump-starts people's cars with his lightning hands.
4. Vision gets a virus.
5. Groot gets lost on Earth, hides in botanical garden, and scares the ever-living shit out of visitors.
6. Zola didn't die in the bunker. He just became king of the Twitter-bots.
1. Bruce Banner can’t get tenure.
2. Peter Parker dates an arachnophobe.
3. Thor the meter maid uses Mjolnir as a boot, but he also helpfully jump-starts people's cars with his lightning hands.
4. Vision gets a virus.
5. Groot gets lost on Earth, hides in botanical garden, and scares the ever-living shit out of visitors.
6. Zola didn't die in the bunker. He just became king of the Twitter-bots.
tenlittlebulletsGo go go go go.
I offer for your consideration: Winter Soldier & Rocket Raccoon: Who Are You Callin' Mostly Armless?
I offer for your consideration: Winter Soldier & Rocket Raccoon: Who Are You Callin' Mostly Armless?
inaugural shit poast
21 Apr 2019 09:15 pmtenlittlebulletsLet's kick off with a toast to the most universal MCU ship of them all: Disney/our poor fucking wallets
