One-sentence MCU summaries for your consideration

[dragongirlg]

Full credit to my beta and partner-in-crime deadpooltheimmortalredshirt, who originated most of these late last night:

1. Bruce Banner can’t get tenure.

2. Peter Parker dates an arachnophobe.

3. Thor the meter maid uses Mjolnir as a boot, but he also helpfully jump-starts people's cars with his lightning hands.

4. Vision gets a virus.

5. Groot gets lost on Earth, hides in botanical garden, and scares the ever-living shit out of visitors.

6. Zola didn't die in the bunker. He just became king of the Twitter-bots.

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[tenlittlebullets]

- This is just to say: Bucky never did get those plums, but he did get the icebox.